thebootydiaries:

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

physicallyqueer:
“I have so much respect for the people of New Zealand for the actions that they have taken in the days following the Christchurch terrorist attack. On a slight sidenote tho: America, take some fucking notes, please, for the love of...

physicallyqueer:

I have so much respect for the people of New Zealand for the actions that they have taken in the days following the Christchurch terrorist attack. On a slight sidenote tho: America, take some fucking notes, please, for the love of god

incorrect-dbh-quotes:

North: Don’t worry, I have a few guns up my sleeves

Connor: I think you meant tricks?

Markus: She did not.

North, pulling guns out of her sleeves: I did not.